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Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Memes
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.