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Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.