Want jokes
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!