Want jokes

Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"

Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.

Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

I just wanted to write something random.

And now my wife is dead.

My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-

Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."

Orphan: And I took that, personally.