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Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.

Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)

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Alright listen up, numbskull. This "Erik" guy, who's probably lying about his age anyway, is hitting on people online like a total loser. He's trying to get girls on Snapchat and Twitter, probably to send them weird pics or something. This is super cringe because he's doing it in a public forum and he's only 11 years old (allegedly). You wouldn't know anything about that, you piece of cardboard.

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maybe not i just got my phone tooken away ;(

yeah same but im still looking for a gf :(

ur 11 and already desperate for a gf?

I'm 11 and I go on facebook all the time and even though I'm 11 I've still gotten 40 (not joking) men wanting to date me or something sexual. And I've already had 2 bf and I'm on my third...

Oh and btw Erik, I've known amine girl 12 for a little while now. I gotta say she's one of the top ten nicest girls on this website

Loser

do any of you have snapchat or instagram?

if you do, can you tell me it?

i'm 13 and don't intend on getting gf, what would you even do with them anyway?

sorry "i don't intend on getting a girlfriend anytime soon

Y’all this is a website about death jokes not the best place to pick up a girl especially for you kids