Wanna jokes
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Most states: "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends." Alabama: "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).