Wanna jokes

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

Wanna hear a clean one?

Old man takes a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty one?

Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.

Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

Girl: Thanks!

Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

Girl: How far is your house?

Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

Girl:.... Sure! :P

Audience:.........Dumbass girl.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"

BOB: Wanna know a joke?

LILLY: What? Your hat?

BOB: No, my life :'(

Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?

My life.

Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.

This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.

An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"

His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.

He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"

"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"

"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

You wanna hear a joke? You.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?

... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.