Wanna jokes
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"