I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufsa
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her and the owner made her leave.
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse, A man walked into a horse
three conspiracy theories walked into a bar now tell me that's not a coincidence.
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
I did a walk yyyyytt
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
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When they walk in and your fucking ...everyone at the morgue
i walk up to a kid i ask where his parents are and he started crying then i walked out of the orphanage
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed
Walk into the club like Wow I got a big penis
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the bear walked into the bar and said can i have a cola and a............wisky the bar tender says whats with the big paws
I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
