Walk Jokes

...the bartender then said "sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here".Two Timetravers walk into a bar...

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement? Because she got Avogadro's number!

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store Never mind

I orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey bum bum bum got a family

A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

They should have ducked.

Bully: How’s ur gf? Kid: I don’t have one how’s your parents? Bully: *crys* Kid: *Walks out orphanage

to men walk into a bar the 1st says hey hows it going the 2 one says great but then the 3rd man says hello where did my wife go i swear she as just here what happened to the 3rd guys wife

I did a walk today but it was so much better and a walk home 🏠 I had dinner 🍴 night was good fun at home 🏡 night was good night night I was a little off but you were so fun to be a night

The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor