Walk jokes
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"