You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
I saw a kid crying sitting on the side walk and I asked him where his parents were, he then cried even more. God I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama is so fat when she walking down the street there was cracks all over the sidewalk
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
