i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
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Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".
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So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A man walks into a bar, the corrections officer says "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling
The walking dead
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