Walk jokes

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

Walking is just running with extra steps.

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

He can’t walkie or talkie.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”