Walk jokes

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

The walking dead.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

And walk.