Walk jokes
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
The walking dead.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.