Ugly face dude: hi kiddo
Kid: hi kid: leaves
Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
I saw twins, I’m just waiting for those planes
I walk into my driveway Steven Hawkins is on my roof
Oh wait never mind he just fell
Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one
Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.
Why did Stephen hawking cross the road oh wait he didn't
Cant wait for Stephen Hawking's next update
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
Watch out plane! Wait really I ordered pepperoni
i told my emo gf do you like the lights oh wait she ain.t got any
ABIGABA DANIELTM
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔
Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show I waited and when she finally passed by Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Pecock
Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill
Hey let’s go we are heading for theTowers!
Wait what?
call 911!
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn
I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me
the best joke: you. O wait I can't even say that because jokes have meaning
