I saw twins, I’m just waiting for those planes
Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question Still waiting on an answer
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Cant wait for Stephen Hawking's next update
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
Ugly face dude: hi kiddo
Kid: hi kid: leaves
Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?
I walk into my driveway Steven Hawkins is on my roof
Oh wait never mind he just fell
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk...
His wife was up waiting for him...
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
stand wait no
Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea
So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.
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If at first you cant succed then wait to be the last!!
I suck at baseball I can’t find home plate oh wait
ABIGABA DANIELTM
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔
Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Watch out plane! Wait really I ordered pepperoni
