Vs jokes
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?
Except at a funeral.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.