Apple vs. Orphan

  • What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    Apples get picked.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dingus! Listen up. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. It's saying apples get "picked" off trees, but orphans don't get "picked" by parents. Get it? It's funny because it's sad, and you probably relate to the sad part more than the funny part, you chucklehead.

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