Apple vs. Orphan

  • What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    The apple gets picked.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this orphan, right? Nobody wants him, sad, sad, sad. Then you got this apple hanging on a tree, ripe and juicy. Someone's gonna pick that apple! Get it? It's funny because orphans are unwanted. You wouldn't know anything about that because you are probably wanted *less* than an orphan.

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