Vs jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.