Vs jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.