Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.