Vs jokes
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Batman vs Superman?
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.