Vs jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?