Vs jokes
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.