Vs jokes
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What's the difference between a painting and Jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.