Violet

Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

The man told the women, β€œRoses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.