Violet

Violet jokes

Rose

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Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Gum

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Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Fat

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Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Cock

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The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Rose

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Face

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Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Rose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.