Violet

Violet jokes

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.