Violet

Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

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