Violet

Violet jokes

Wine

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

    Rose

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

    Rose

  • Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

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  • Uncle

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

    Roast

  • Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

    Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

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