Violet

Violet Jokes

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

So last week I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater. The next 2 weeks he told me that was the most violet book he has ever read

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.