Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
So last week I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater. The next 2 weeks he told me that was the most violet book he has ever read
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
