Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
