Violet jokes
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.