Little Boy Crossing

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! So, the little dude crossed the road a bunch of times, right? But here's the kicker: he kept stepping on a bomb, a freaking IED, each time. Boom! Get it? It's funny because it's terrible! You know, like your social skills.

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ITT. Kid learns the names of various execution methods and hazards but has no idea how they actually work.

Retard named "Ghost of Kyiv" kill yourself