I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
