Violence jokes

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

Because they can't call their parents.

What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

They both shoot when they see kids.

The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!

A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.