Violence jokes
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Clap em sis!
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: 😊
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Kindly yeet someone!