Violence jokes
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: 😊
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Kindly yeet someone!
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.