Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.