Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
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What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.