God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Violence Jokes
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
