A penis has a bad life his neighbor is asshole and his friend is pussy and his owner beats him
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
what was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
bullets
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
