Violence jokes
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Violence against women is funny :)
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.