There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43Β°17.7355βN, 113Β°58.4205βW.
POV thereβs a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes
