What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. ๐ซ
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.