Violence

Violence Jokes

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "Iโ€™m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"