Violence jokes
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”
Did you laugh?
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.