Violence

Violence jokes

Me: Wanna play a game?

Sister: Ya, what is it?

Me: Tic tac toe.

Sister:?

Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.

Me: Tic tac toe.

Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?

A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.