Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
