+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Violence Jokes
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
