Video Game jokes

What's a goat's favorite video game?

Mario Goat Cart!

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Trump plays Fortnite for walls.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

He plays Fortnite just to build walls.

Time for a Terraria joke.

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger.

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

Weedle will make you high.

What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.