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Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
