Video Game jokes
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Memes
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Weedle will make you high.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.