Video Game jokes
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Weedle will make you high.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.