Video Game jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Memes
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Weedle will make you high.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!