Video Game jokes
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Memes
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Weedle will make you high.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!