Video Game jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
"Among Us."
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.