Video Game jokes
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Weedle will make you high.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!