Online gaming

Online Gaming Jokes

Roblox girlfriend

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

Orphan

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

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  • Game

    Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

    Friend 2: Yup.

    Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

    Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

    Friend: Why?

    Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

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  • Roblox girlfriend

    When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

    Cancer

    Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

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  • Grass

    Roses are red,

    I don't know what is brass.

    I tell myself,

    "Don't touch grass."

    Relationship

    Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

    Roblox

    Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

    Punch

    How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

    How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

    How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

    Roblox

    Roblox Talent Shows be like:

    Host: Next Up is Bob!

    Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

    *Buzzing Noises*

    Judges: You suck!

    Bob: I'm reporting!

    *Bob get's kicked from the server*

    Girlfriend

    I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

    Me be like: ;-;

    Fortnite Card

    GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

    Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

    Roblox

    One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

    Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

    Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."