Online gaming jokes

Game

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

Gunshot

Corrupt · 7 years ago

When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Clash

daddy · 4 years ago

"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."

Fortnite

Anonymous · 7 years ago

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Fortnite

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of the Fortnite in-game shop displaying three items for purchase. The main heading is 'Jerkmate Ranked'. The first item is a 'Jerkmate Ranked' bundle, marked as 1,200 V-bucks off, and originally priced at 2,400-3,600 V-bucks. It features a half-red, half-blue robot character (Jerkbot) and associated items. The 'Jerkbot' character is also available separately for 1,600 V-bucks. The second item is 'Lube Looter', a pickaxe shaped like two white lotion bottles, priced at 800 V-bucks. The third item is 'Leaked CIA Files', depicted as a brown folder, priced at 1,200 V-bucks. Overlaid text at the bottom reads: 'Fortnite really just be collaborating with anyone.'

Online gaming memes

Spam

J0K35 · 6 years ago

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Xbox

watersharky · 5 years ago

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

Fortnite

Dead Caca YT · 4 years ago

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

Roblox

Ello · 5 years ago

Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D

Gamer

TheBigAut · 5 years ago

My gamer tag is TheBigAut.

Baka

Donovan is cool · 4 years ago

Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!

Post

tanner · 5 years ago

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

Fortnite

im so funny · 3 years ago

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

Roblox

Anonymous · 4 years ago

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

Shot

HELLOO · 4 years ago

Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!

Dik

deze nuts · 4 years ago

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Girlfriend

Anonymous · 3 years ago

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;