Video Game jokes
"Among Us" tea water.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Anyone play Roblox?
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Pokemon
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!