Video Game jokes
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.