Video Game jokes
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Follow my Twitch: fifa_king1122
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
Sus
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
"Among Us" tea water.
When red do be sus, though.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Gaming, uh?