Video Game jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
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In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Gaming, uh?
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
When red do be sus, though.
"Among Us" tea water.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"