Video Game jokes
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
"Among Us" tea water.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
VICTORY ROYALE IN SPONGEBOB
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!