Video Game jokes
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Memes
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
When red do be sus, though.
"Among Us" tea water.
Gaming, uh?
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Anyone play Roblox?
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."