Video Game jokes
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Gaming, uh?
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Memes
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Anyone play Roblox?
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Pokemon
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!