Video Game jokes
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Memes
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
"Among Us."
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!