Video Game jokes
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
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Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!