Video Game jokes
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
FRODDY
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
"Among Us."
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!