Video Game jokes
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Memes
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
"Among Us."
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.