Video Game jokes

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

"Among Us."

What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?

People choose Pokemon.

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.

I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim-denim-denim!

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.