Video Game jokes
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
"Among Us."
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!