Video Game jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
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I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
"Among Us."
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.