Video Game jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.