Video Game

Video Game jokes

Minecraft

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.