Video Game jokes
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
GTA 6
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."