Video Game jokes
Why are USA people bad at Clash Royale?
They lost two towers.
Students across America have been spotted playing a parody of the horror game Five Nights at Freddy’s called “7 Hours at Chi Phi”.
Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:
I went through that once, you know...
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.