Video Game jokes
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.