Video Game jokes
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Toby Fox.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.