Video Game jokes
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Hollow Knight Meme
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.