Video Game jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Weedle will make you high.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Toby Fox.