Video Game jokes

Tushar’s Fortnite skills.

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Princess Peach is a BUM!

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they want to feel wanted.

What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"

Shit.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.

Toby Fox.

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

What do you call Link when he is hurt?

A link to the cast.

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.