Video Game jokes

Tushar’s Fortnite skills.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

Princess Peach is a BUM!

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"

Shit.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Toby Fox.

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

What do you call Link when he is hurt?

A link to the cast.

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.