The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.
dont bully
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
