Victim jokes
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
I'm a rapist.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.