Victim jokes

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."

Rape victim: I want to die.

Man: Hang in there.

Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.