Victim jokes
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Memes
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!