How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
