Victim

Victim Jokes

Death

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

Year

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

Injury

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

Funeral

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

Dandruff

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

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  • Rape

    Rape victim: I want to die.

    Man: Hang in there.

    Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

    Rape

    Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

    Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."

    Paedophile

    How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

    It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

    Jesus

    So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

    Bro

    Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

    Head

    What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

    The 89th floor.

    Sex

    I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

    Reader

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

    Flasher

    "Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

    List

    These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.

    Taco

    One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

    Rape

    How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?

    In the ashtray.