How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.