Victim jokes
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape