My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
Victim Jokes
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
