Victim

Victim Jokes

School shooting

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.

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  • Hypocrisy

    Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

    Bullying

    The depressed kid getting bullied.

    The bully: "You are useless."

    The depressed kid: "I know."

    Comeback

    Bully: Hey virgin!

    Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

    Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

    Victim: Just wait nine months.

    Skin

    Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

    When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

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  • Reader

    Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

    Bed

    What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?

    Mashed potatoes.

    Woman

    So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

    I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

    Rape

    Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

    Rape

    I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.

    Rapist

    90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

    Crime

    What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

    Rape

    I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

    Rapist

    What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

    "Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"