Victim

Victim Jokes

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

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I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."