Victim jokes

I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

The depressed kid getting bullied.

The bully: "You are useless."

The depressed kid: "I know."

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes.

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.