Victim jokes
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.