Victim jokes
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."