Victim jokes
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.