What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Rape victims suck, literally.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
