Versus jokes
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.