Versus jokes
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...