Versus jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"