What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
Okay, so the joke is a play on words. It asks what starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK,' and the answer is 'firetruck.' It's funny because it sounds like you're about to say a bad word, but then you don't. You probably thought of the bad word first, because you are bad.
skid and pump
man i thought the word fuck truck
Anonymous
LOL.